August 16th, 2006

spongebob
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damned, liberal...uh...astronomers?

The Solar System is under attack by liberal astronomers and their pro-asteroid agenda! According to these "academics", if Pluto qualifies for planethood, then at least three other, if not more, celestial bodies in the solar system deserve planethood. It is our duty to fight these attacks on the traditional definition of planethood. This is a slippery slope toward destroying planethood as we know it.

NOTE: A key for the italicized words in this satire is included at the end of the post.

Why we can't let the liberals destroy the sanctity of planethoodCollapse )

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