November 10th, 2003

lady

epilady rules the school

viva postqueer.

i am femme.
femme, i am.
i am femme, i am, i am.


--that femme i am! that femme i am!
i do not like that femme i am!

...do you like high heels, ma'am?
--i do not like high heels, ma'am.

...would you like them on a femme?
take me, take me! here i am!

--i would not like them on a femme,
i do not like them, femme-i-am.

...would you like them in the air?
would you like them in your hair?

--i would not like them in the air, i would not like them in my hair;
i do not like high heels, ma'am, i do not like them, femme-i-am.

but would you like a bustier?
would you like a g-string, say?

i would not like a g-string, nay,
i would not like a bustier.
i do not like your lingerie:
that stuff's too normative for me.
i do not do the butch-and-femme,
i do not DO it, femme-i-am.

but could i leave them-- on your floor? would you let me-- yell for more?
will you take me right away? will you do anything i say?


hmmm...
hmmm...

hmmmm!

say!
i think i like high heels, ma'am!
i do-- i like them, femme-i-am!
and i will like them in the air, and i will like them in my hair,
and i will like them on the floor, and i will also yell for more!
i'll take off your bustier,
and i'll do anything you say.
i do so want to be your man.
thank you,
thank you,
femme-i-am.

har!
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