So who will be Mapplethorpe2? Any volunteers? Perhaps there will be the NEA 8 instead of just 4. I've gotten too old to take my clothes off on stage for the fun of it, but I will be happy to advise anyone interested.
Start small. A glove... A rose...
Then enjoy saying, "fuck your obscenity charges", without missing a musical beat.
Seriously, any artists out there who's work might be "obscene" by a stretch of the censoring imagination?